Cannery Row by John Steinbeck was published in 1945 and is set during the great depression, but is significantly less depressing than some of his other novels.
It technically has a bit of a plot but it mostly reads like a series of interlinked short stories or vignettes about the deadbeats, the general store, the prostitutes who need to be seen as good members of the community so the whorehouse isn’t closed down. Yes, there’s some violence and a lot of alcohol but it’s pretty nice for the most part, really sharp descriptions of brief moments in time. I don’t think for a moment that it’s a historically accurate view of the time or the place, but you don’t mind when you read it. It’s a pretty quick read too and I’d really recommend it, but then I do highly rate Steinbeck so I accept I’m biased.
One of the main characters is Doc, the marine biologist. Every so often he’ll need to collect frogs or little octopi or suchlike, so he’ll go on a road trip. On one particular road trip he decides to order a beer milkshake because someone recently said to him
“You love beer so much. I’ll bet some day you’ll go in and order a beer milkshake.” It was a simple piece of foolery, but it had bothered Doc ever since. He wondered what a beer milkshake would taste like. The idea gagged him, but he couldn’t leave it alone. It cropped up every time he had a glass of beer. Would it curdle the milk? Would you add sugar? It was like a shrimp ice cream. Once the thing got into your head you couldn’t forget it.
I beg to differ – I don’t reckon I’ll try a beer milkshake or a shrimp ice cream, thanks – but Doc decides he’s going to give it a go.
But there’s a problem, and not just the fact that it sounds disgusting. His problem is that he has a beard.
If a man ordered a beer milkshake, he thought, he’s better do it in a town where he wasn’t known. But then, a man with a beard, ordering a beer milkshake in a town where he wasn’t known – they might call the police. A man with a beard was always a little suspect anyway. You couldn’t say you wore a beard because you like a beard. People didn’t like you for telling the truth. You had to say you had a scar, so you couldn’t shave.
So he comes up with an ingenious lie.
Doc knew wearily that he couldn’t explain, couldn’t tell the truth. “I’ve got a bladder complaint,” he said. “Bipalychaetsonectomy, the doctors call it. I’m supposed to drink a beer milkshake. Doctor’s orders.”
It works – he’s served and the police aren’t called. Want to know what it tasted like?
[I]t wasn’t so bad – it just tasted like stale beer and milk.
I don’t know how much research Steinbeck did into that bit so I don’t know how accurate that description is, but you know what? I have no intention to check it out.
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Fascinating stuff. I’m going to put Steinbeck on my reading list, as I haven’t read him since I was a teenager, and I’ve a feeling he might have been lost on me then.
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Yeah, I recently reread Of Mice and Men having not looked at it since school – I think I missed some important stuff the first time round!
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I enjoyed Of Mice and Men which i think is the only Steinbeck I’ve read.
And a quick google shows quite a few beer ice cream recipes including a beer spider. What happened to good ol’ bacon milkshakes?
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The mind boggles o_0
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Depends on the beer it’s made from. Stout and ice cream makes an excellent milkshake, with a very nice coffee-ish flavor. It could probably turn out well with a heavy Scottish ale. I can’t imagine an IPA working well.
I’ve also had lobster ice cream, which was fun to eat while also being pretty awful.
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Fun to eat..? How… How does that even work? Do you mix in the meat then stuff it back into the shell somehow?
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I think they started with a vanilla base and just added little bits of ground lobster. It was just so utterly bizarre that I could stop grinning while I was eating it. This is an ongoing thing with me … always looking for something weird to eat.
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Ooh, maybe you can help me with a food challenge I gave myself some years ago – I want to eat an animal starting with each letter of the alphabet but I’m stuck on N, V and X. Any suggestions? The only rules are that it has to be the name of the animal in English not the meat (e.g. venison is D for deer), so A for alligator, B for bear, C for cow, etc. Any suggestions appreciated!
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I enjoyed Cannery Row. I can say the same about all of Steinbeck’s books. He is one of my favorites. Another great post!
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Thanks! I found Cannery Row a lot easier to read than, for example, Grapes of Wrath but I know he’s written a lot of books that I haven’t read yet. I need to get on that! Any recommendations?
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East of Eden and The Pearl, if you have not read either of those. The Pearl, like Cannery Row, is an easier read.
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Great post! I remember reading his book in English class, “The Moon is Down” and it was a great book. I never forgot it.
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Ooh, I don’t know that one but I’ll add it to my reading list. Thanks for the recommendation!
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You’re very welcome! 🙂
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I have actually visited Cannery Row along with other locations of Steinbeck’s novels. He was a master of description. When I took my wife to Salinas, California for the first time, she remarked, “I know this place!”
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A relative of mine, after a couple of strong drinks once ordered pizza a la mode…ie: with ice cream. I wasn’t there at the time but the bar mam always made reference to it. I never got an account of how well it went down.
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I would have guessed I was reading Mark Twain.
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Ha ha Ha! I will not try it either. Thank you for following my blog.
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An enlightening entry from a novel; with an unforgettable final KO, like excellent marketing.
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I was introduced to John Steinbeck when I was a junior in high school and we read Grapes of Wrath. From there on, I was hooked.
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I am fond also of Torilla Flat with its cast of incorrigible winos.
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